// Dear self://

Please stop being so afraid to die/get in trouble that you neglect to truly live and take risks.

Stop being such a PUSSY.

“Only people close to my fat white body should have jobs!”

“Only people close to my fat white body should have jobs!”

(Source: shreeeya, via thenightsingsalone)

Did anybody have these Crayola watercolor sets as a kid? This one is gently used :P

Did anybody have these Crayola watercolor sets as a kid? This one is gently used :P

Translation: wake up hungry; fap before sleeping.

Translation: wake up hungry; fap before sleeping.

(Source: healthyandfitalternative, via heywareagle)

Some of the brownies I made today with Nicole. We frosted some of them with Nutella and for the other batch we added chunks of Oreo. :3

Some of the brownies I made today with Nicole. We frosted some of them with Nutella and for the other batch we added chunks of Oreo. :3

mygang:

The Raconteurs

uhhh, sex.

mygang:

The Raconteurs

uhhh, sex.

(via fuckyeahjackwhite)

// I love/hate the feeling at the end of a perfect day.//

It’s like this, because it was awesome:

but also this, because it’s over:

I wanna watch this season again.

Or maybe just that scene where he fucks his teacher in a bathroom.

I wanna watch this season again.

Or maybe just that scene where he fucks his teacher in a bathroom.

(via heywareagle)

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